About us.

You had a strange feeling in your stomach. Maybe it was that corn dog you ate for lunch… or is it something more serious? You head over to Google and search for the symptoms. A leading online medical advice website tells you that you may have cancer… but you may also require a liver transplant, and you could be housing a 20-foot-long tapeworm. Or maybe it’s just the flu. Should you wait it out?

A study published in The BMJ found that online symptom checkers got the right diagnosis in the first 3 results 51% of the time. Searchers are often left confused about what is wrong and what they should do about it.

We’ve designed DeadMD to provide concrete results to any combination of symptoms. This eliminates any confusion caused by multiple potential diagnoses. Our initial research concluded that patients were more likely to get proper treatment for their ailments if they were confident that death was eminent.

Following in the footsteps of many major online medical advice websites, we’re also looking forward to accepting large amounts of ad revenue from pharmaceutical companies so that they can push their miracle drugs to our website visitors.

We’re confident that our visitors will find straightforward answers and peace through our website. Or at least get 20% off their prescription medications.

Do you care about your friends and family?

Share DeadMD’s Symptom Checker with them so they can find out if they’re going to die!